Happy Third of the Month!

Well, kiddies, today is a perfect day to celebrate the Third of the Month in earnest! If you were like me you've saturated yourself with the election for the past year, and now you're glad that it is finally over. You may be happy with the results, especially if you don't care about your own civil liberties. Or you may be saddened by the results, especially if you don't like this new brand of theo-conservatism that's sweeping the electorate. Or you might be indifferent towards the results because you have the emotional IQ of a lemur. It doesn't matter. What matters is that under no circumstances should you let any outside force stop you from enjoying yourself.

No matter who you voted for at your local polling place yesterday, when it comes to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, you should have voted for yourself. And unlike yesterday, you don't only get to vote once. Today you can vote for yourself as often as you like. In fact, the more you vote for yourself, the happier you'll be. I guarantee it. You might even get someone else to vote for you. That's always fun.

So pull out your plaid, root around for those moist towellettes and exercise your right to Third of the Month, until a Bush appointed Supreme Court takes it all away...