It's 4/20...

... do you know where your bong is? Of course you don't. It's National Smoke Weed Day and you've been stoned to bejesus since you woke up so you probably can't even find your dick right about now. You've spent the day pouring over old dog-earred copies of High Times and trying to figure out what's so special about 420 (answer, it doesn't fucking matter). You'd listen to Sublime but your only CD is stuck in your burnt out iMac, so you probably had to settle for Phish or some Dead on cassette. You thought you'd get creative for lunch, which is how you ended up with the ham, broccoli and Easy Mac sandwich. And you still can't find your bong.

Anyway, you're not alone and that's not a bad thing. Neither is that short-term memory loss. Turns out scientists (God bless them) are constantly finding wonderful new and improved uses for cannabis, some of them involving, um, memory loss.