The Sky Is Falling!

Today we are witnessing the fall-out of the "Fiat Heard 'Round the World." Today the queers are gettin' hitched! I don't know about you, but when I woke up this morning I could feel it; husbands and wives looking at each other over the kitchen table and sighing in despair. Their marriages mean nothing anymore. They might as well just throw their rings down the sink. I'm sure that already, before the first homogomous vows were taken, straights were lining up to get their divorces. Four thousand children have already been abandoned to the streets. And if you listen carefully enough you can actually hear the very fabric of society unraveling. In fact, on my way to work today I saw a man crying on the sidewalk because this morning his wife decided to go find herself a woman to marry instead now that homosex is the new black.

Pretty soon our children will be left to fend for themselves, while their parents sodomize each other freely and legally. They will lament "The Before Time" when family meant moral and religiously upstanding heterosexual couples with 2.4 children and when the dog wasn't married to a dozen polyamorous heathens, a time when children were conceived by a means called "vaginal intercourse" where a man inserted his penis into a woman (can you imagine! A woman!) rather than be created in a test tube by a team of queer geneticists bent on stamping out heterosexuality completely.

If we allow this to continue, the terrorists have already won.