When Ya Got It...

I called up Time Warner to take away my Starz! and add a DVR. I figured this would cost me nominally more a month (Starz! was 7 bucks, the DVR was 9), but probably worth it in the long-run, considering I'm thinking of dropping Netflix soon. I ended up managing to get my DVR, keep Starz!, all my On-Demands, and pay $7 LESS than I'm paying now. How, you ask me? Jedi mind trick. "This is not the rate you want to charge me."

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