And the Race Is On...

... to see who can destroy "The Family" fast enough by issuing the most gay marriage licenses.

Massacusetts started it off, way back when but it looks like we're gonna have to wait a little while to see any action.

San Francisco seems to be in the lead, with 3400 already and Gov. Schwarzeneggar helpless to stop it. The man can save the world from an army of cyborgs but cowers at the feet of Gay Brownshirts on the March. Mwahahaha.

New Paltz and Nyack are gunning to enter the race, but 26 year old up-start mayor Jason West is being sent to court instead of the chapel. Wow, 19 misdemeanors. That's taking one for the team. Thanks, Jason!But wait! What's this. Out of left field comes.... Oregon? That's just like them, too, always jumping on the bandwagon with reckless abandon.