Don't Save the Kittens

We have just become aware that our site is anti-kitten. Now don't get us wrong. While we're the first to admit we aren't "cat people" and in fact kinda, sorta, what's the word, oh, right, loathe cat people, we still like kittens. They're cute and cuddly. And we had no idea that we were causing so much harm by spreading Third of the Month cheer everywhere we go.

We are also in no way shape or form advocating the cessation of Third of the Month celebrations. No matter what our critics might say, you should continue to revel the beauty that is yourself, every Third of the Month and as often as you like any other time of year. Simply take a moment while you're celebrating the glory and wonder that is you to think about the kittens.

But not in that icky way.